The only thing taller than a giraffe is a Maasai.

Yum. Bush Meat.

This one's for you (Sean Connery)

I wish I owned a kilt.

But Most of the Dinosaurs In That Movie Where From the Cretaceous...

I envision this as one page of a visitor's pamphlet sitting next to a brief description of all the dinosaurs in the park. Maybe someday when I have more time.

This is a personal visualization. It ain't accurate. All of the rights to stuff belong to other people. I am not trying to sell this so please don't try to sue me.

There will always be a fourteen year old Korean girl who does it better

At this very moment, probably in Seoul, she is formulating images beyond any possibility of my skills as an artist. And yet I persist. Probably cause I'm stupid.

Damn Yankee

This Is How People Will Dress Sometime in the Future